BFD Syndrome: New Rapidly Spreading Disease

BFD Syndrome is spreading rapidly. Barry's Freaking Disaster Syndrome. Also known by several other names. Your call.

The cause of this disease process is directly related to prior unrealistic delusions of socialistic fantasy being slowly crushed after wasting trillions of dollars resulting in a huge economic and emotional depression including symptoms such as not wanting to blog very often, ignoring your 50 cent k plan (Barry's promise for change), or even worse, not going shopping at the local Target or Walmart store for worthless crap from China. (China is now threatening us what we better do because of all these not so "free trade agreements").

The syndrome is more pronounced and more devasting to young idealistic democrats. Plus, this syndrome is highly contagious. So avoid all dems in general. Especially those that call themselves progressives-aka-liberals, socialists and commies. BFD syndrome also is spreading to GOP types. However, in GOP types, the syndrome results in anger leading to lots of dem job layoffs for retribution for electing Barry. Expect layoffs to continue until GOP people are properly treated with huge massive tax cuts and far less dem pork.

Signs of BFD syndrome include acts of desperation in trying to get any dem that is not a criminal vetted for the Treasury Department. In addition, Russians are behind spreading this syndrome via their long range bombers. Why nuke America when you can just spread some BFD syndrome around. And the real war with Mexican drug merchants is really about the lacing of pot with this BFD syndrome.

To treat BFD syndrome takes a while. A permanent solution to BFD syndrome is expected to be available in about 1400 days or so until we get a legal American citizen elected as President instead of some Kenyan. So it is well known the fantasy syndrome started somewhere in Kenya.