Wanted: Elites for Kansas Cavalry

Honest. There is an elitist group in Kansas called the Kansas Cavalry, Inc. See for yourself at: http://www.kansascavalry.org/ where on the application for membership clearly you must consider yourself to be elite.

Head elite is none other than Kansas Gov. Kate Gilligan Sebelius. (Commander in Chief of elites). Knowing Kate, I already knew she always considered herself special because after all, she was born with a silver spoon and would never associate with anyone that was not just like her. With the exception of George Killer Tiller, who has contributed over $40,000 to her campaigns to date. However, this is the first time time I have seen her head an organization that states explicitly they are elites just like she considers herself.

Claiming to be an elitist is bad enough. Heading an elitist organization is even worse. So, I hope during her confirmation hearing, someone will ask her if she considers herself to be the head of elite organization called the Kansas Cavalry.

On the other hand, if you support partial birth abortions like Kate, like democratic socialism and nationalizing health care, you might consider submitting your application to the Kansas Cavalry at the link posted above. Ride your horse on over. Bring your scissors just in case along the way, someone needs a partial birth abortion.

So, my goal here is the hope that during her confirmation hearings for HHS Secretary, someone inquires as whether she is the head of an organization named the Kansas Calvary that requires you to be elite like herself that favors partial birth abortion, socialism and nationalization of health care. As well as ask her what is her real hair color. One would think an elite would know how to dye their eyebrows to match their dyed hair.

So Kate, get on your elitist horse, Killer the Tiller and get the hell out of Kansas. Take your partial birth abortion scissors, hair dye and broom with you. Please send me your new address so I can send a glad you are leaving gift. Plus I might need the new address for service of legal process someday.

Author Thomas Frank should have included a conspiracy of elites like the Kansas Cavalry in his book, "What's the Matter with Kansas". The more I find about this lady, the more I understand why both dems and GOP people are thrilled she is finally leaving Kansas.

Next probable post: More stuff on protesting real estate property taxes and why Prop K is worth supporting.