Happy Depression Day is Wednesday, April 29. Hope everyone celebrates with generous amounts of Depression Soup as I previously wrote about. Remember, don’t panic yet. This is not the Great Depression. The US Dept. of Commerce officially reported really bad revised GDP numbers this morning. Officially, this is the 3rd consecutive decline in GDP making the recession move to an official depression. Which means next quarter's decline in GDP should look great in retro.
Plus in other good news, Congress approves 3.4 trillion federal budget projecting a historic deficit of 1.2 trillion. Naturally, all this crap is provided you trust anyone, that intentionally calls themselves an economist. Like Treasury Tim and his scam this week related to converting our secured $15. 8 billion GM bailout loan and converting it insanely to around 99% unsecured equity in economically unviable Government Motors. This usurpation will cause an almost immediate lose of 10 billion dollars of our tax money. Which more than likely, will be worth $0 billion when GM goes bankrupt later. Fire Treasury Tim, another freaking economist we cannot afford.
Maybe Barry will talk about it on TV tonight. But don't hold your breathe on that happening. Typically, it will be "rah-rah I saved the world" kind of 100-day megalomania kind of speech tonight with my 1.75 trillion projected historic federal budget, 4 times last year's federal budget. And we all thought Bush was a rotten irresponsible politician.
News yesterday reported Barry's second part, the tax portion is shooting the moon for 1.5 trillion in taxes. Good luck with that happening. Even with a dem nut socialist controlled Congress for the last 4 years. I'd do some of that figurin' on how much 1.5 trillion divided by 300 million Americans computes to, but my cheap calculator does not work when I try to input trillion or more amounts. And even I have a hard enough time figuring how many zeros it takes to be certain that big a number is a trillion. Lots of zeros. Too many zeros.
It’s merely the Happy Depression until mass bank failures start depleting the recent 500 billion FDIC funds Congress recently added to avoid a massive run on the banks and to replenish more anticipated bank losses. What is the count ytd-24. Hopefully, everyone will listen to Bobby McFarin sing “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” around 6000 times/hour on Happy Depression Day instead of King of Darkness, Ozzy Osborne. Continue taking appropriate Rx/preferred coping substances as many times daily as you want, as needed indefinitely.
I did try to determine based on GDP, when was the last depression based on US Dept. of Commerce. This may be my first official depression. Because I could not find any data that indicated we have in fact, had an economic depression since the Great Depression. So, I guess we should all by partying tomorrow as we face an event most of us have never experienced.
I highly suggest one ask for Depression Sex. I mean this is a lot bigger event than the often requested Birthday or Happy New Year Sex. Give it a shot. This is a historic event that only happens every few decades. Try the emotional crying stuff as a last resort. I mean you should be able to fake being depressed on depression day. So do some groveling. Maybe you will get lucky with such a lame reason using typical man-thought. The downside risk is about zero. Let's face it. Rhetorically, what is the worst outcome? More rejection. Like we are not used to that by now. We men are masters of rejection. Which explains one of many reasons why we like golf and fishing so much.
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I was saving this for my renewed week's guest post at JOCOSOB web site piece on Saturday titled: Weekly Dem Nut Analysis. But, the crime fighting Dr. wants me to condense covering the weekly geopolitical stuff from international to local level to less than the prior 1200 word essay last week. Naturally, you do whatever it takes to make blog mods happy. Unless it is a dem blog mod like Kansas Jackass Jason Croucher. So, this is part of that effort as I edit the draft version for posting on Saturday to the bare bones.
I can't believe Kansas Jackass commenters get mad over my substantial efforts as the part-time weekend open forum moderator. How ungrateful, until I remind myself, they really are jackasses. As well as progressive, way too liberal dem nuts socialists getting closer every day to becoming full blown commies. (Demiwants). In the political spectrum that makes America great, Kansas Jackasses are far past the rainbow, getting real close to the Twilight Zone neighborhood. So fiscal conservatives, try to help explain stuff to KS Jackasses. They need all the help they can get with their youthful, but misguided impractical dem nut idealism.
Tell them I sent you. They will really enjoy that. They also prefer to be addressed as Dem Socialists. These jackasses keep refusing to admit how much they love me as their token republican troll and part-time open forum weekend mod. So come on over to Jackass, my other part-time blog, regardless of what those jackasses think. However, if you are a fiscal conservative, these Jackasses will cause you a lot of grief. Which is one of the great joys of life-irritating a bunch of jackasses.
Just got via an e-mail from my buddy forced to be in the horrible state of TX a while. There is a new violation of your privacy to be found at this new link to the National Driver's License Database. Just by clicking that http thing below this line, you can obtain a photo of all Demiwants. Or even your own. Go here: http://www.license.shorturl.com/. Even better than last week's DHS Terrorist link. Stand by to laugh a lot.
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