Holy Moses: Sailors get Bush

Holy Moses. Red sky at night, sailors delight.

Sailors are finally boarding the U.S.S. Bush. Sailors will be looking for Bush in every port world-wide. Now don't get this wrong--this is hopefully the first and only Bush the U.S. Navy will get because we don't want our sailors screwing around the high seas on a Bush Jr., or a ship named after Dick. (USS Satan). So be a patriotic sailor and volunteer to do your duty on the Bush ASAP.

Furthermore, Tuesday after some digging, Dick (Satan) and Bush (Hitler-light) are being removed from the White House. That event is worthy of rising to a worldwide celebration. Not real happy an Abomination is taking over. But hey, celebrate Tuesday anyway.

The ship is leaving port Tuesday. Anchors aweigh.

No more Dick or Bush.

Larry Flyntism

Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild need some bailout help just like those smut dealers on Wall St.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/01/07/porn-industry-seeks-federal-bailout/

Maybe we will see Larry back at the Supreme Court soon so Woody Harrelson can make another movie.

Jobamaunism

Barry promises to give us Jobamaunism. Social welfare of 3 million jobs. He won't give a timetable for a good reason. From Nov. 07 to Nov. 08, there was actual job growth in total employment from the year before from 233 million to 234 million. (US DOL Bureau of Labor Management).

This small increase in total employment is due to new workers (new graduates and unlawful immigrants); representing an overall increase in US population of people that can work. (305 million people are in America from the latest US Census estimate).

So, as the US population continues to increase, naturally there will be a net gain in jobs at some point in time merely due to an increase in population. And Barry realizes this. So, it should be fairly easy at some point in the next four years for 3 million new jobs regardless of any socialist budgets/abomination.

Now on Barry's web site, the Abomination-Biden plan projects job increase of 1 million due to "infrastructure"socialism and five million jobs due to "green jobs" whatever that is, from a new socialist budget of around 800 billion dollars. A total estimate of 6 million new jobs. So Barry is hedging in his public speeches from what they write on his own web site by 3 million jobs; or simply can't add, or forgot.

Now a gain of 3 million jobs by any reason amounts to a scant 2% increase in total US employment. Whoppie. The cost of Barry's job proposal (the abomination) is roughly 3,000,000 new jobs/800,000,000,000 dollars. So, this equates to spending 266, 666 dollars per job. Good job, Barry except for not being able to add.

Now on Friday, we get the December employment and unemployment numbers. The rate of unemployment is supposed to be not as bad as November. The current estimates are we only lost around 430,000 jobs in December as compared to the prior of month of 588,000. The November total of umemployed was 10.3 million for an unemployment rate of 6.7%. (Mainly educated democrats). Not to mention the democrats that are too lazy to work at all and are no longer counted as being unemployed.

So, we all have to ask a question. Do we really need to spend 800 billion in socialism just so Barry can brag at some point in time, what a great President he is because jobs have increased by 3 million jobs at a mere cost of 266,666 deficit dollars per job that you will pay for some time going forward? Wouldn't we get a job gain of 3 million due to population growth just by Jobama leaving things alone?

We have a winner: Bill Richardson

Followup on odds of which cabinet post gets canned first:

New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson has withdrawn as President-elect Barack Obama's choice for commerce secretary due to a pending investigation into a company that has done business with his state.

So now those dem jackasses can start new rumors about the queen of Ahs, Kate all over again.

We still highly favor the odds of Hillary getting fired soon. Everyone knows she is about to do something really stupid. Its just a matter of time.

Chickunism

Finally, on the lighter side, some chickunism. Chickens and hedgehogs are now legal in Lawrence Kansas. This is Obama's fault.

We are assuming this hedgehog is a soon-to-be registered democrat. Dem party will ensure the hedgehog is registered so they can make the hedgehog the next Kansas attorney general or potential dem candidate for the US Senate.

In addition, I am assuming the name of the hedgehog should be named after our Governor. She reminds me of Sonic, the hedgehog bouncing around from one possible cabinet to another, she is both blue and bristly.

http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2009/jan/04/young-lobbyist-takes-case-city/

Makes one proud to be a Kansan. Hedgehogs and chickens, oh my!

Here are some links for those worried about hedgehogs:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Defend_Yourself_from_a_Hedgehog

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Hedgehogs

Here is the legal opinion of the City of Lawrence, KS attorney pertaining to allowing hedgehogs and chickens:

http://www.ci.lawrence.ks.us/web_based_agendas/2008/12-02-08/12-02-08h/fowl_hedgehogs_ordinance_8214_staff_memo.html

Fueling Obamunism

Get ready. In late January, the dems are going to try to raise the federal fuel tax again; as well as recommend states to do the same to pay for "stimulating" the economy by a process called Abomination.

Expect the same results as 1994. Not only do the dems want to raise the tax, they also want to index it based on inflation. And this is just one tax. Expect a dem controlled Congress to raise many taxes under Obamunism.

The current federal fuel tax is 18.4 cents a gallon. Kansas adds 25 cents. Then, there are the county and local taxes where I reside that add another 7.7 cents via local sales taxes. So the grand total per gallon is 51.1 cents per gallon. And this total is before any zany proposed increase in federal or state fuel taxes are considered.

And that tax total only only includes the direct taxes on fuel excluding taxes charged to merchants. Naturally, merchants pass taxes related to fuel to you in addition, that also adds to the cost of one gallon of gas. And for diesel, its even worse.

Currently, we are consuming 390 millions gallons of gas a day as a nation. This is a crapload of of derived tax revenue benefiting at all levels of government. Since the fuel tax revenue is declining from less consumption, the federal and state governments will be arguing for massive increases in lost revenues from fuel taxes.

So, with the economy in the tank, we are going to be penalized for driving less by a tax that never goes backwards-fuel taxes. A consumption tax. The federal and state governments love high fuel prices because they benefit while you pay. Hence, why gas prices climbed about $4 a gallon this past summer. And what will the price a gallon will be in the summer of 2009 with higher fuel taxes? Don't count on the federal or state politicians to do much about fuel prices. Remember, they benefit-you pay.

What I propose would be best for our nation is the exact opposite-lowering the fuel taxes at both the state and federal level; instead of an Obamanation's first round of "stimulation". (Adding around a trillion to the federal debt). I also believe the higher the price of gas, the tax should be reduced in direct proportion--a sliding scale; if not eliminated.

Obamunism including big government dem controlled Congress has everything backwards. Just like 1994 with a lot of FDR type socialism piled on top. History is replete that you stiffle economic recovery by raising taxes, including fuel taxes. All higher taxes and deficit spending will do, is ensure a lot longer recession.

Just so no to Obamunism including no to raising fuel taxes. As a matter of fact, demand a reduction in federal fuel taxes and any indexing should be an inverse relationship. The higher the price of gas, the lower the federal and state fuel taxes.

Prep-H your JOCO RE Taxes

Notes to self:

I have come to understand the JOCO Tax Appraiser is just like Bernie Madoff running some kind of Nazi-like Ponzi scheme with my real estate tax appraisals every year using a process called comparables.

Basically the county commission including Adolfa Beth Surbaugh decides every year how much can they can get away with. And then merely directs the appraiser to get that much money for their ever-increasing JOCO budget.

So, the county scheme merely looks for any home sale that has increased in value so they can raise my real estate taxes, again. So, I need a strategy to deal with such Ponzi schemes.

First, don’t miss deadlines to file appeals/protests of the ridiculous amount the appraiser assesses on your real estate. Also never argue comparables. This is a trap set up by the county. They want you to argue comparables. Or, tell them you will sell the county your home for the amount of appraisal. They hear this argument about 100% of the time.

Second, argue your home has depreciated because typically it has.

Third, always write tax protest on any checks used to make tax payments.

Fourth, challenge comparables on a constitutional basis, both state and federal.

Fifth, challenge comparables as a violation of the U.S. and Kansas Bill of Rights.

Sixth, challenge comparables on a statutory basis, both state and federal.

Seventh, have the neighbor you like do a real estate appraisal for presentation. They are about as qualified as the JOCO appraisers.

Eighth, start preparing to file a timely lawsuit after exhaustion of rigged state agency appeals.

Ninth, get ready to do the process again next year.

Tenth, move out of JOCO after losing argument that painting my home with Prep-H did not cause any shrinkage to my real estate taxes.