Holy Moses: Sailors get Bush

Holy Moses. Red sky at night, sailors delight.

Sailors are finally boarding the U.S.S. Bush. Sailors will be looking for Bush in every port world-wide. Now don't get this wrong--this is hopefully the first and only Bush the U.S. Navy will get because we don't want our sailors screwing around the high seas on a Bush Jr., or a ship named after Dick. (USS Satan). So be a patriotic sailor and volunteer to do your duty on the Bush ASAP.

Furthermore, Tuesday after some digging, Dick (Satan) and Bush (Hitler-light) are being removed from the White House. That event is worthy of rising to a worldwide celebration. Not real happy an Abomination is taking over. But hey, celebrate Tuesday anyway.

The ship is leaving port Tuesday. Anchors aweigh.

No more Dick or Bush.