Prep-H your JOCO RE Taxes

Notes to self:

I have come to understand the JOCO Tax Appraiser is just like Bernie Madoff running some kind of Nazi-like Ponzi scheme with my real estate tax appraisals every year using a process called comparables.

Basically the county commission including Adolfa Beth Surbaugh decides every year how much can they can get away with. And then merely directs the appraiser to get that much money for their ever-increasing JOCO budget.

So, the county scheme merely looks for any home sale that has increased in value so they can raise my real estate taxes, again. So, I need a strategy to deal with such Ponzi schemes.

First, don’t miss deadlines to file appeals/protests of the ridiculous amount the appraiser assesses on your real estate. Also never argue comparables. This is a trap set up by the county. They want you to argue comparables. Or, tell them you will sell the county your home for the amount of appraisal. They hear this argument about 100% of the time.

Second, argue your home has depreciated because typically it has.

Third, always write tax protest on any checks used to make tax payments.

Fourth, challenge comparables on a constitutional basis, both state and federal.

Fifth, challenge comparables as a violation of the U.S. and Kansas Bill of Rights.

Sixth, challenge comparables on a statutory basis, both state and federal.

Seventh, have the neighbor you like do a real estate appraisal for presentation. They are about as qualified as the JOCO appraisers.

Eighth, start preparing to file a timely lawsuit after exhaustion of rigged state agency appeals.

Ninth, get ready to do the process again next year.

Tenth, move out of JOCO after losing argument that painting my home with Prep-H did not cause any shrinkage to my real estate taxes.