Abomination Ball

There is a lot to look forward to regarding the upcoming Abomination Inaugural Ball. So, I am going to start making an editable list:

1. Can Oprah really lose 15 pounds in time? Will skipping lunch one day do the trick?

2. How many people will commit civil disobedience by bringing Silly String?

3. How many people will bring their lawn chairs anyway?

4. How many dumb people will spend $50,000?

5. Will Kate Gilligan Sebelius still go despite no cabinet appointment?

6. Will Joe Biden be allowed to speak?

7. What color of pant suit will Hillary wear?

8. If you bring a baby and a stroller, who gets arrested? The baby or the stroller?

9. What is the fine for bringing a baby stroller?

10. Where is it stated in the United States Code that it is unlawful to bring a baby stroller to an inaugural ball?

11. What federal court has original jurisdiction for prosecuting possession of unlawful silly string, lawn chairs, and/or baby strollers?

12. If you are prosecuted, do you get sent to the new federal prison in Europe along with the rest of the transfers from GITMO?

13. Will the Supreme Court be hearing a case next year on unlawful possession of a baby stroller/silly string/lawn chair?

14. Ok, per SCOTUS a person can have a concealed weapon in DC; just unlawful to possess silly string, lawn chairs and/or baby strollers.
What can we expect to be unlawful next?

15. Will Aboma request to swear to uphold the office using the Koran instead of the Bible?

16. Should Oprah be charged with false advertising if she cannot lose 15 pounds in time?

17. Using man-think, can we men merely attach an engine powered by silly string that modifies a baby stroller; and then merely claim it is a new prototype vehicle as a lawful defense when the try to arrest us?