Thursday, December 25, 2008

How to Build an Abominable Snowman

1. Pull off a huge snow job.

2. Use snow job to con about a trillion dollars to pay for it by calling it an "infrastructure" program.

3. Start a public works program to pay unlawful unemployed workers to build the Abominable Snowman.

4. Call Snowman by proclamation, Yeti.

5. Request four more years and another trillion to finish abominable snowman.

6. Shout after a trillion or so, "yes we can" shave your Yeti at http://shavemyyeti.com/

No comments:

Post a Comment