Back by Popular Demand-Round 2 : Odds on What Cabinet Post Gets Canned First

Now that the Cabinet Post draft is over, vetting fun is no longer on C-Span Comedy Channel and all Cabinet Posts have all been finally appointed; in spite of the difficulty of trying to find an honest democrat that is not a cheater, it's fun time for Round Two of:

What are the odds of which cabinet post gets fired first (or leaves for any fabricated phoney-baloney reason)?

So back by popular demand, I'll be editing the odds when I feel like it. Because frankly due to a total denial of the media of the start of the Happy Depression yesterday but not ignored by the blogwits-the new way to get unbiased news quickly. I am feeling pretty blogged out at the moment-a blogdumb. So stand by for edits and new odds being posted. Probably after I finish burning my dinner, a Pelosi Swine Flu Panic Special. (HR1).

But remember, everyone avoid transporting yourself as suggested by Joe "the gaffer" Biden today. Avoid any enclosure including every method of transportation: bicycle, rail, skateboard, subway, pogo stick, car, air, roller skates, submarine, Harley hogs, or any other other method of dangerous and highly hazardous means of high probability infectious transportation. Just call in tomorrow and tell your boss you are just doing what was suggested by Joe today and therefore, you are merely being a good American patriot. Soo-eee, everyone merely panic and stay home tomorrow. Just not my home, you infected deadly swiners.

For special people from Ark., no driving pet hogs to work. Leave Porky at home. For TX, no driving longhorn steers. And please TX, do secede. You are like a whole other country-Red China. In regard to open borders, we must keep Mexican border open so work in CA, NM, TX and AZ can actually get some work done. We cannot afford to let Home Depot collapse. Canadians, do just stay home. We all know you are domestic terrorists. Just like Janet, I hate veterans" stated last week.

Probably same really horrible prize as before. Correctly guess the correct first firing on the right date by posted comment and you get to replace that Cabinet Secretary. So, hurry up and amend your past 3 years of cheating on your tax return before we vet you next. New favorite pop culture slogan: "Don't vet me, bro." I would give a cash prize to the winner instead of punishing them with a Cabinet Post, but it would be my luck that would be illegal in KS.

In order of succession to the Presidency:

Vice President of the United States Joe "the gaffer"Biden: .

700 gaffes to 1. We still love Joe despite his craziness.

Department of State, Secretary Hillary "Traveling PantSuit" Clinton, http://www.state.gov/ . Even money to 1 ugly cackling pantsuit.

We all know this sister of the traveling pant suit is highly ranked and one of the consistent odds- on favorites of being the first one to take her traveling pant suit anywhere else.

Department of the Treasury Secretary, "Fire Treasury Tim" Geithner, http://www.treasury.gov/. Another high probability favorite.

2 zillion worthless shares of economically unviable Gov. Motors to 15.8 billion secured government bailout bucks.

Department of Defense, Secretary Robert M. Gates, http://www.defenselink.mil/

Zero F-22's to 4000 F-35 Ford flying fighter trucks, with chrome pig guards to ward off dangerous flying swine for a measy extra 100 million each.

Department of Justice Attorney General Eric "you are all cowards" H. Holder, Jr, .http://www.usdoj.gov/

I am looking to see his odds improving right after he refuses to do anything about Bush torturers because Barry merely wants our national character to look forward, ignoring both the the past and present realities.

20 water boards to 6 racist cracker cowards.

Department of the Interior, Secretary Kenneth L. Salazar, http://www.doi.gov/.

60 National Parks to 1. Pretty hard gig to get fired from managing national parks as long as you ignore CA.

Department of Agriculture, Secretary Thomas J. Vilsack, http://www.usda.gov/.

Currently, has anyone noticed anything done by Vilsack. Right now, swine flu is probably going to be his fault. So, until the panic passes. 3 swiners to 4 porkers

Department of Commerce, Secretary Gary F. Locke, http://www.commerce.gov/.

4 to 1. Always a good person to blame for unlocky rotten economy and new Happy Depression.

Department of Labor Secretary, Hilda L. Solis, http://www.dol.gov/

150,000 imaginary jobs created to 500 million real job losses/month based on Crazy Nancy Pelosi January job estimates. Crazy Nancy can't understand why her estimates are not jibbing with the reported 630,000 real job losses reported by DOL folks.

Department of Health and Human Services, Secretary Kathleen "I can't go to communion so I am not telling you my Catholic middle name" Sebelius, http://www.hhs.gov/

My personal favorite. Probably take a while for Kate to remember her errors.

6 Wizards of OZ ex-communications to 3 Toto dog fetuses and 4 red ruby slippers abortions by Killer the Tiller.

Department of Housing and Urban Development, Secretary Shaun L.S. Donovan, http://www.hud.gov/

Department of Transportation Secretary, Raymond L. LaHood, http://www.dot.gov/

330,000 Slightly Used Egyptian hogs to 1 Joe Biden infected swine flu 67 Corvette.

Department of Energy, Secretary Steven Chu, http://www.energy.gov/

No way. Still about 4 hundred million googols to one. No one still have figured out what the heck is he is talking about. Most feared Cabinet post.

Department of Education, Secretary Arne Duncan, http://www.ed.gov/.

600,000 private school vouchers equal to about the same odds as Congress fully funding NCLB so all those whiny school teachers will be forced to focus on educating children.

Department of Veterans Affairs Secretary, Eric K. Shinseki, http://www.va.gov/

50,000,000 angry domestic Vet terrorists to one soon to be fired Janet.

Department of Homeland Security Secretary, Janet "please fire me" Napolitano, http://www.dhs.gov/

Even money. 50 million ticked off vets and all vet organization on DHS terrorist list to the entire population of Canada; not to mention even more dangerous domestic Canadian terrorists.

The following positions have the status of Cabinet-rank:

Council of Economic Advisers -as a group. 3 to 1. Roughly 3.7 trillion budget to 1.2 trillion deficit.

Chair Christina Romer, http://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/eop/cea/
Environmental Protection Agency

Administrator Lisa P. Jackson
http://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/cabinet/

Office of Management & Budget Director, Peter R. Orszag
http://www.whitehouse.gov/omb

2 to 1. Anyone that states Barry's numbers are fuzzy and will not work risks quite a bit. Hopefully, taxpayers will prevent this from happening to an honest patriot.

United States Trade Representative Ambassador Ronald Kirk
http://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/cabinet/#TB_inline?height=220&width=370&inlineId=tb_external

United States Ambassador to the United Nations, Ambassador Susan Rice

6 European wussy countries that will not support NATO troops in Afghanistan to 1.

White House Chief of Staff, Rahm I. Emanuel

6 lying scumdog weasel corrupt lawyers from IL to 1 Rod Blogonovich.